Darn, your head. You really gotta stop drinking Cola.
As you rise from the floor, your back and head aching with the same pounding waves of pain, you take a moment to collect your thoughts. The basics: where, what, how, why, who, none of which you can recall. Slowly, you rise from the cold floor and see yourself in the mirror.WHAT? A million things run through your head, including: ai???Oh please no, let this be a terrible dreamai??? and ai???my mom is going to kill meai???.
ai???Hey,ai??? says your trusty sidekick, the voice in your head ai???What do I always say?ai???. You think desperately for a moment, so the voice answers for you: ai???DONai??i??T PANIC! Tattoos arenai??i??t that bad.ai??? The voice doesnai??i??t seem to believe itself, so it continues:
ai???Here, Thinking Of Getting A Tattoo? These 24 Pics Reveal How Tattoos Age Over Timeai???
1: Iai??i??m tired of the flippy floppinai??i?? snakes.
ai???Not so bad???ai??? you yell at the voice in your head, which in turn makes your cola-hungover head hurt ai???what do I do? Where do I go?ai??? the voice in your head, as per usual, ignores your dumb questions for the sake of the article. ai???Hey! This one isnai??i??t so bad! Itai??i??s barely faded, just the lines are a little softer!ai???
2: The force is not so strong with this one.
You roll your eyes at the voice in your head. Oh no, this is NOT going to be another shoe caddy incident. ai???Listen, voice,ai??? you say ai???maybe we can work together on this one. If I comment on how the tattoos look, can you help me find a solution to these tattoos that are covering my body?ai???